New Rule: Wednesday (the weirdest named day anyway) is now called Requestday. It’s the middle of the week, and if you’re anything like me this week, asking for and receiving some help would be nice.
New Rule: Salt should be self-regulating. If more of it winds up in a dish than is going to taste good (especially if that dish is homemade raw chocolate ice cream) it should quickly apologize and excuse itself out of the dish.
Hey Mister Too-Much-Salt. Get outta my ice cream!
New Rule: When I have bad breath, a little blinking light will alert me before others around me become aware of it. This may require nano-bot receptors in my nose calibrated for detecting bacterias.
New Rule: It’s totally acceptable to tell cops who pull you over for not having a front license plate that they (and the law) are lame. And that if they have a power drill in their trunk, you’re happy to put the plate on with them watching.
New Rule: Cops should hold signs that say free hugs and stand in malls and by the beach. Hugging a cop might do a lot for my judgments of them.
Do you have any new rules for this week?
